Colin Atrophy Hagendorf is an adult punk rocker and aspiring long-term soberdog. He loves eating pizza, working to dismantle systematic structures of oppression, and carefree afternoon naps. He collects obscure riot grrrl 7"s and 70s paperback editions of Sam Delany novels. He is the creator of the blog Slice Harvester and the fanzine of the same name, in which he reviewed a plain slice from every pizza parlor in Manhattan. His debut major label publication Slice Harvester: A Memoir In Pizza was release on Simon & Schuster on 8/11/15 and was one of NPR's best books of 2015. He currently lives in Austin, Texas with his girlfriend, his cats, and her dog.