Colin Atrophy Hagendorf is an adult punk rocker and aspiring long-term soberdog. They love eating pizza, working to dismantle systematic structures of oppression, and carefree afternoon naps. They collect obscure riot grrrl 7"s and 70s paperback editions of Sam Delany novels. They are the creator of the blog Slice Harvester and the fanzine of the same name, in which they reviewed a plain slice from every pizza parlor in Manhattan. Their debut major label publication Slice Harvester: A Memoir In Pizza was release on Simon & Schuster on 8/11/15 and was one of NPR's best books of 2015. They currently live in Pittsburgh with their girlfriend, their cat, and her dog.